I can tuck mytits in my pants
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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