i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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