I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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