Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
