Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Randomize
