Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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