I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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