just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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