After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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