you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
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HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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