Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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