have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
