i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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