I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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