I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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