your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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