Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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