Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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