Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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