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(970): View more from Colorado

Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

smell my finger.

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(205): View more from Alabama

there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.

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(310): View more from California

I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea

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(816): View more from Missouri

he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life

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(718): View more from New York

knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.

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(801): View more from Utah

He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...

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(314): View more from Missouri

Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs

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