apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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