smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
he puts the penis in happiness.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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