if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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