Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Where did you get a picture of my penis
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
everyone is single if you try hard enough
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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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