dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
This house was built for laser tag.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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