drinking out of a sandbucket again
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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