She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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