just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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