ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
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hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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