dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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