Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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