He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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