Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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