you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
