Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
North Korea, Best Korea!
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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