Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
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His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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