Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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