i wish there were pregnant emoticons
and i looked up. we had an audience...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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