He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you traded sex for a burrito?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
The power of my boobs compel you
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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