do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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