i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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