Where did you get a picture of my penis
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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