I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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