I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
