I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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