it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize