just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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