ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
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I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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