I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.