Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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