Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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