she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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