I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I can't turn off my feet"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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