I accidentally had phone sex last night
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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