Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
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