how hairy? two words: wookie tits
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
