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(229): View more from Georgia

whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet

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(816): View more from Missouri

you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too

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(678): View more from Georgia

Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

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(289): View more from Ontario

Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.

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(954): View more from Florida

My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?

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(519): View more from Ontario

I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.

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(301): View more from Maryland

He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.

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