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(646): View more from New York

If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?

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(773): View more from Illinois

In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(619): View more from California

We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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(630): View more from Illinois

just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.

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(219): View more from Indiana

talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?

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(512): View more from Texas

Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis

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