If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis