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• (240): View more from Maryland

  Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.

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• (315): View more from New York

  words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u

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• (281): View more from Texas

  In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.

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