Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.