As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.