Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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