well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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