Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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